May 31, 2010
Today: Delete Facebook account, tomorrow: close all credit cards, then terminate cellphone, frequent flyer cards, GPS, Google, ATM....I've got back my privacy. Yay!
Today is the "Quit Facebook" Day. Inspired by individuals worried about privacy.
May 30, 2010
May 29, 2010
"Whatchoo Tweetin' 'bout?"
Different Strokes star Gary Coleman dies at 42. His most famous phrase in the T.V. series would of course be "Whatchoo Talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
May 28, 2010
BP is hiring cosmetic surgeons! Someone told HR they were now diversifying into Liposuction.
Top Kill seems to be failing, oil continues to spill into the gulf of Mexico.
May 27, 2010
Insert quarter here → ║ to read tonight's status update.
Monetizing digital content is no child's play
Executives somewhere up there, shove a boat load of shit down the throats of those at the bottom to curb harm spreading to the general environment. BP calls it Top Kill. Others call it management.
BP tries Top Kill approach to curb the oil spill.
May 26, 2010
Side Effects: "Either I take Tylenol or I b profane!"
Tylenol back in the news with adverse side effects and recalls
May 24, 2010
Wall street today does not believe that "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!"
Spanish bank bailout affects the Euro and the US stock markets' futures
May 23, 2010
What is the most popular tourist destination for women in India? Man Galore!
Mangalore in the limelight, though through a terrible tragedy.
May 22, 2010
"No! I did not poke myself with needles to inject performance-enhancing drugs." Floyd Landis has no proof that I lanced my arm strong!
Lantis accuses Lance Armstrong of doping.
May 21, 2010
May 20, 2010
Euro, Euro, Euro your boat gently up s@#&* creek!
The Euro raising global concern around another financial meltdown.
May 19, 2010
Oxymoron? Naked Shorts.
In an effort to protect the Euro, Germany moves to ban the practice of "Naked Short Selling"
May 18, 2010
Lebanese miss USA. Awwwww! We miss them too......
...especially in our headlines!
Rima Fakih of Lebanese origins is crowned Miss USA 2010
Rima Fakih of Lebanese origins is crowned Miss USA 2010
May 17, 2010
General Motors is finally out of the red, Why? Because fortunately we've finally found something that wastes more oil than a GM truck. Unfortunately it lies at the bottom of the ocean!
Gas guzzlers are back in vogue???
GM does well. Finally out of the red.
GM does well. Finally out of the red.
May 16, 2010
Sarah Palin issued an apology to immigrants. When she said Obama should "Secure our Borders" she meant the bookstore where she was signing.
Sarah Palin says the Arizona Immigration Law should be rolled out across the US.
May 15, 2010
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Users are leaving Facebook due to privacy concerns. Point is, you have the option to control what information gets out. Read this status update by alternating characters from the end and begining of the sentence.
May 14, 2010
Why are baby boomers worried about Facebook? There's hardly any "social" security !!!
Data privacy is turning into data piracy at Facebook.
May 13, 2010
Apple learns the hard way : In Vietnam, when someone finds an iPho, you are literally in a soup !!!
Another iPhone 4G prototype located in Vietnam.
May 12, 2010
Uploading Status Update : ████████████░░░░░░ 60% Complete........I need a new cell phone !!!
Slow, slow, slow connections...
Playboy announces a "safe for work" website. This your-boss-will-not-know-what-you've-been-doing website will be named www.go-ogle.com.
Safe for work???
Did they get inspired by the ogling going on at the TSA workplace, with the new body scanners, I wonder?
Did they get inspired by the ogling going on at the TSA workplace, with the new body scanners, I wonder?
May 11, 2010
Second Attempt: BP is trying to contain the Gulf of Mexico oil spill with a smaller dome. The operation has been named Dome and Domer !
Another dome to be lowered into the gulf to control the oil spill.
May 10, 2010
What would happen if Apple and Nokia were to merge? The litigation community would go out of business!!!
Law Suit.
Counter Law Suit.
Counter Counter Law Suit.
Counter Law Suit.
Counter Counter Law Suit.
May 9, 2010
Bin Laden, an avid Facebook user, deactivated his account after Facebook announced its new location features. Shoot!!! We were so hoping to book his face.
Now I'm going to tell you where I'm doing that what you have no interest in knowing in the first place.
May 8, 2010
Why did Pakistan test missiles today? After the botched Time Square incident, terrorists don't take them seriously any more!!!
Pakistan tests nuclear capable missiles.
May 7, 2010
TSA: They See All............especially with the new body scanners at airports.
TSA official assaults colleague after his colleague passes comments about what he "saw" or actually could almost not see during a full body scan training.
May 6, 2010
Why did Faisal Shahzad flee the scene? Apparently his Taliban ties did not go well with the soot in his car!
A near miss for New Yorkers. Thanks to a vigilant bystander.
Age old wisdom redefined by Forbes: Try, Try and you WILL be succeeded...
Forbes releases "Worst Words To Say At Work"...."Try" tops the list !
May 5, 2010
Out Of Box Thinking: The BP oil spill could be contained "In The Box"
BP planning to lower a huge box to contain the oil spill. It has been tried before but not at this scale.
May 4, 2010
No Tylenol recall in the Middle East. They don't drink Tylenol. The bottle says "Shake Well Before Use". What happens to the Sheikh after use is quite questionable!!!
Another recall....this time for children's brands.
May 3, 2010
Sign at my "green" BP gas station: It is illegal and dangerous to fill gasoline into an unauthorized container. Is the ocean authorized?
An environmentaly friendly oil spill....
May 2, 2010
United and Continental airlines to merge. The resulting, largest airline in the world will be called Unicon...Yes U N I conned!
Week of mergers and acquisitions, I'd say...