What did Luke Skywalker say to Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? "May d vorce be wid you."

Star Wars on planet earth...

Oxymoron? Risky Securities.

The buzz on Risky Securities is all over, given the incident with Goldman Sachs. Question is how can security be risky :)

"Do you know what we can do about the looming housing crisis?" asked his team. "You Bet!" said the CEO of Goldman. They took him literally.

The rest is history.
Goldman Sachs hearings make headlines.

Euro slips on Greece.

It is a slippery slope for the Euro and Greece is not helping.

Motivational movie for procrastinators: How to tame your drag on!

Doing well at the box office...could I get some tips on procrastination?

How did Avatar and Monica Lewinsky get so popular? Blue Men.

Just released on DVD, the mega mega block buster...

A Spaniard underwent a 24 hour surgery for the world's first full face transplant. He's going to spend the next 24 days updating his online profile pictures.

...and write an autobiography called Face Book.

Why did immigrants rush to Arizona for a Green Card? They thought it was "The GC State"

Tougher immigration reforms put in place in The Grand Canyon State.

Did you know that Twitter is the most popular restaurant in the world? Millions go there tweet.

Though you're only allowed very small portions.

SEC officials were caught surfing porn sites. Apparently they misunderstood Obama's economic directive to put in every effort to get it up!

We'll do our best...

Social Graph: A friendly place where you plot your X against your Y...fe

Welcome to the future. Facebook embarks on it Social Graph journey.

Your Facebook 'Like' rating is soon going to be as important as your credit rating! And next to the 'Like' button hopefully the 'Yike' button!!!

Facebook goes web surfing....

Earth to mankind: "Why don't you pack your plastic bags and boldly go where no man has gone before?"

Earth Day.....contemplate!!!

Oxymoron? Iceland Volcano.

Fire and Ice, literally.
The volcano erupts in Iceland and ash disrupts flights over Europe for now an entire week.

Someone found a 4G iPhone in a bar but given AT&T's service coverage he said he'd rather have found a bar on his iPhone.

AT&T: More bars in more places....really!!!

4G iPhone prototype lost by an Apple engineer and was found in a bar. The rest is history. Gizmodo.com disects the device over the web.

The newest casino on the strip: Goldman Sachs Resorts.........resorts to gambling that is!

All bets are off!
Goldman Sachs under scrutiny for "betting" on derivatives.

So an airline can give you free inflight WiFi access and then charge you for the carry-on laptop bag you bring into the aircraft?

There's nothing like a free lunch....

The US headed to Mars !!! Sweet !!! Hold back on the Snickers guys, next on the list: Milky Way!

President Obama sweetens the space program.

Toyota is now getting into the health business. Buy a Toyota Sienna and you'll lose your spare tyres. Guaranteed!!!

...And if you buy one in the next 5 minutes, they'll throw in the brakes, absolutely FREE. You just pay for slipping and bad handling...with your life!

What do Liz Taylor and Larry King have in common? Ex-perience !!!

Another marriage, another divorce!

TAXES: Dollars donated by the "have nots" to the "haves" through a "have always been" organization called the government.

Happy Tax Day.

REFUN: The money returned to Tiger Woods for the 14 fun loving dependants on his Tax Return.

Tax Day!!!

What happens when a Lexus rolls over? It STOPS!!!!.....Kudos to the Toyota Engineers.

What a brakethrough!!!

Invest in a Lexus? Well your investment can now rollover!

The Lexus issues go on. Rollover SUVs

Have the privilege of attending a speech given by President Clinton. Now I really understand why women just love him.....He comes late...very very late!

A charismatic speech however.

After Ryan Air's toilet tax & Spirit Airlines' cabin bag fee, Delta airlines will now have coin operated overhead lights and oxygen masks.

Let the games begin!!!

Parents around the world are now suing their teenagers for the emotional trauma they caused by ignoring their friend requests on Facebook!

Teen sues mother over Facebook access, what next?

NASA to launch Space Taxis. Drivers Wanted. In space english is a foreign language, there are no traffic rules and everyone is an alien !

Watch out NYC. Cabs are going to be even harder to find.

Stools it is!!! Delta Airlines announced today that they would remove all seatbacks and passengers could get one if they paid a small fee.

Ryan air decided to charge passengers for the usage of restrooms.

iPad: Experience the web like never before !!! Especially without a Wi-Fi connection.

The Wi-Fi fix is in!!

Toyota got a 16 million dollar speeding ticket. "What about points?", I say. Did they actually get the point?

Or is their licence going to be suspended?

Next Big Idea: Sex Rehab Clinics. Especially as an App on a 3 G enabled touchy-feely hand held device!

Celebrities are popping in and out of rehab clinics. Is there a growing market there?

...finally the agent said, "The eggs please hand them over. Easy, easy!"

Happy Easter

...and the FBI crashed in on our Easter hunt. They say the eggs were poached !!!

Happy Easter

I got an Easter greeting from the FBI. unfortunately it was scrambled!

Happy Easter.

Starting today the computer keyboard will officially be called keybored.

Here comes the iPad.

Masters Of The Game: Tiger Woods or Jesse James.

The driver or the rider?

This just in: Now you can trade an age old laptop for a spanking new iPad - http://tinyurl.com/ykapg9m

Hail the iPad. Happy April Fools Day!