Best Chamber Performance, Best Large Ensemble Performance, Best Instrumental Com Position, Best Around Country Performance (Duo or Group), Best Hip Hopping, Best Large Jizz Ensemble, Best Urban Alternatives Performance, Best Solo Performance, Best Con (Temporary), Best Hard Rock Instrumental Performance (Duo or Group), Best Gossipel Performance, Best Instrumental Soloist Performance, Best Oral Performance, Best Remix, Best Special Limited Edition Package, Best Bad Record of the Year. The Lifetime Achievement Grammy Award today goes to: Tiger Woods.

Musick!!!!

Explosive News!!!! iPhones and iPads banned on airplanes.....after all they are considered to be A TNT device !

When will Apple shed the AT&T exclusivity???
Any sight of Verizon on the Apple horizon?

Fujitsue !!!

Apparently they own the name iPad.

Toyota also announced their most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device: iPaddle even if you don't !

The latest Toy ota.
A sticky pedal.

My medical insurance responded to my earlier query. They would have reimbursed a tablet, but a Pad...no way!.....Well I tried.

Apple announces the iPad....Wow!!!

Will my medical insurance cover an Apple tablet, if I have a prescription from my psychiatrist? Apparently generics won't do.

Apple rumord to announce the touch screen computer (tablet) today!
Can I have one please?

So how does one, between driving, eating, drinking, channel surfing, shaving, reading, emailing, GPS'ing and calling, find time for texting?

Maybe we need a keyboard that wraps around the steering wheel....ya?
Texting to be banned soon.....why not sooner?

Pakistan's unemployment drops. High ranking Pakistani officials now moonlight as models in India!!!

India runs a series of ads, erroneously including pictures of Pakistan's former air force chief Tanvir Mahmood Ahmed.

It seems bin Laden released a new tape, but given his extremely poor ratings, Al Jazeera decided to move the airing from prime time to late night...very late night...along with all the other comedies.

Out there comedies have a whole new meaning.....Come Dies!

Charles E. Phillips served as president Obama's economic recovery ADVISOR. I guess the billboard ADs have now really made us WISER!

Charles E. Phillips' affair splatterd across billboards. Until now they were just billbored...

Note to comedy fans, you win some, you lose some. NBC loses Conan O'Brien, FOX gains Sarah Palin!

Conan O'Brien broadcasts last Tonight Show on NBC.....no sweat guys. Sarah is on, on FOX!

How do you 'regulate' bank executives? Prune .......... their appetites!

President Obama's announcements on regulations for financial institutions results in a plunge in the stock market.

Tonighty Night!

Conan O'Brien bids farewell to the Tonight Show.

Mass. Victory!!!

GOP victory in the MA senate race, has more implications than meet the eye!

Who says people don't care? Today I was touched! Experienced the new airport security process......first hand......then......

Security screenings are never going to be the same again!!!

Color less or Color full?

The United States celebrates Martin Luther King Jr.
Would you prefer a world that does not see color or a world that flourishes under the diversity of color?
The US did take "u" out of "colour"!

The Human Bond: A country shaken. The world stirred.

Prayers for the people of Haiti devestated by the earthquake. People around the world pitch in to assist.

Google won't put on a Goggle, especially one made in China!

In this case U, V filters are not good for the Is

Did you hear Microsoft is converting A Text Message into A Text-Mess Age

Microsoft mobile devices are apparently receiving messges from the future!!! A technology glitch!

Consumers expect banks to pay a fee for the money lent to banks in their time of need? How unethical...Damn the fine print!

Obama to collect fees from banks directly or indirectly benefited by the tax payer funded bailout of banks.

Commission investigates Bonus!

Commission setup to investigate roots of financial crisis and questions CEOs.
Definition of a bank on Wikipedia: A bank is a financial organization Lie-sensed by a government

Google's new logo in China: gOOOgle

They have threatened to move out of China!
Out Of Office literally.

Since Christmas the most popular garment brand in Yemen: Under Armour

Protect yourself from blotched "incidents".

Jay Le No

NBC announces it will axe Jay Leno's prime time slot moving him back to late night.

E coli and other bacteria will soon be too obese and incapable of attacking humans....they have tasted soda....and seem to love it!

Soda fountains found infested with fecal bacteria and E coli!
Either their tastes are improving, or.....

Whatever happened to the fired security guards from the White House banquet? They apparently got a job at the Newark international airport!!

What is with these guys? Letting more people in than keeping them out!

In case you tuned in late.....the women were increasing awearness !!!

Apparently breast cancer awarness, with the bra color campaign going viral !

Oxymoron? Flat screen 3D TV !!!

Paraded at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas super slim TVs 7mm thick and 3D television, an emerging concept.

I'm color blind. Is there a braille equivalent?

Women all over the web are posting colors, apparently those of their bras!!!
Cash in guys!

It's all about chemistry: Does the Google pH one pass the acid test?

The jury is out!!!

Given that it's a Google phone shouldn't it always FIND a signal?

All the hype, will the Nexus live up to expectations

Imagine! Google Talk -> Google Translate -> Google Talk.....Now we are talking...Globally!!!

Pick up your Google phone, dial a number, pick a language, start talking....the possibilities are endless!

World's tallest real building in a cold market. World's first golf course designed by Tiger Woods. Hhmmm, why is Dubai bankrupt?

Unless of course the losses from one are balanced by the gains from the other!!!

Latest heartthrob: Out of this world, Tall, Dark Blue and some....

Avatar: Raking in billions!

How can TERROR be right, when most of it is ERROR.

Is it the only way out?

New Year's Resolution: 1080p - Preferably on a 55" TV!

If wishes were horses beggars would ride,
If I'm getting a television it better be wide!

Happy Apple Fool's Day!

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