2009 Lessons – Climate Change: The earth is grumbling, so are its oceans and crop, As you ring in the new year, please don’t let this ball drop.

Earth Rocks!!!

2009 Lessons – RIP: Whether it was Farrah, Patrick, Natasha or Michael, way too many celebrities the world did recycle.

Stars are now among the stars!!!

2009 Lessons – Plane & Simple: Next time you plan out your yearly summer trip, forget the beach, at the airport you’ll strip.

Better safe than sorry!

2009 Lessons – Sports: The 2016 Olympics were awarded to Rio, Chicago couldn’t wing it even after an appeal from B. O.

It's not about winning, just participating in the games....yeah right!!!

2009 Lessons – Dig-it-all: Paper turns vapor for magazine, news and book, the world is flipping through the Kindle and Nook.

Lesser paper! Is that all in all better for the environment?

2009 Lessons – Airwaves: Two pilots leave an airport and water-land a plane, Two pilots miss an airport and have a lot to explain.

The Hudson heroes. The Northwest zeroes!!

2009 Lessons – Ahmadinejad: Iran gets nuclear, the world skips a beat, president Ahmadinejad gets re-elected, well, did he cheat?

Your votes will be counted if you vote for me !

2009 Lessons – Fashion: CASHmere is out, the economy flips, give up your grey suits, and put on pink slips!

One of the worst years for employment. Hope 2010 brings about a much anticipated change.

2009 Lessons – High Seas: Freighters rust in docks with nothing to ship, except around Somalia where pirates are hip.

Pirates, pirates everywhere but nothing to ship

2009 Lessons - Tiger Woods: Early to bed and early to rise, keeping golf clubs at home was not very wise.

When playing with danger, ensure you can't be beaten!

2009 Lessons – Net Worth: Having taken a bashing on their social net worth, people start building their social network.

MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn...........Stars of the year!

2009 Lessons – H1N1: This too came across the border, giving politicians a chill, It ended up making a lot of legals ill!

Human Immigration and Virus Migration, big items on political minds this year.

2009 Lessons – Bernie Madoff: You will end up filling someone else’s urns, if you’re constantly chasing 400% returns!

Shouldn't such high returns have raised red flags for the investors!!

2009 Lessons - Sarah Palin: The general message is something you mistook, we were hoping you’d go read, not write a book!

She never fails to surprise us!

2009 Lessons – Joe Biden: Think before you talk, you seem to be failin’, your reputation has gotten worse than Palin!

The VP seems to have made more blunders this year than the would-have-been VP!

2009 Lessons – Bank Executives: It would be necessary, for you to loan us, all of which you raked in as bonus.

The bonuses are in, the earnings are up, so why aren't banks lending?

2009 Lessons - Kayne West: Do you think Beyonce would like, that in her presence a man would jump up and grab Mike?!!!

I'm sure Kayne West has learnt more than just a lesson after grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift at the VMA.

Google Nexsucks?!!

Pricing details leaked on upcoming google phone.

American Airlines refused to serve alcohol to Jack Nicholson. When asked, a spokesperson said they wanted to avoid a high Jack situation.

Latest buzz on flight restrictions get deeper day by day.

and another friend was not allowed to board her plane when she refused to check in one of the two carry on bags she had.....under her eyes!

What is air travel coming to? Soon we'll need to ship out our things before we get somewhere....but wait, isn't that service available today already?

A good friend got arrested at Toronto airport. The security guard heard her say that she was looking for a plane to Bomb eh! You should've been Mum, bai, you should've been very mum!!!

Given the latest security concerns and issues, everything you say or do will be held against you. Needless to say she did have a blast!!!

Given the latest airline security related inconveniences to passengers, Amtrak is introducing a brand new concept: High Speed? Why-Fly?

No water, no bags; No blankets, no mags; No eating, no standing; No breathing during landing!!!
Seriously ... why fly ?

Passengers flying to the US in addition to dumping their drinking water and baby formula will now also have to dump their explosives...can you imagine that?!!!

So after so much of scrutiny it is impossible to bring a bottle of water aboard, but surely possible to get some explosives....am I missing something?

whatissantawithoutanicecap?

With the polar icecaps gone how is the legend of Santa going to survive?

Passengers on a NW flight had a blast, setting up a 6' christmas tree. Eggnog served at $5 & pilots as usual were not available for comments

So what is it with Northwest airlines, they just don't seem to give up the limelight!

Why isn't Santa here yet? It's probably the rain, dear!

Come rain or shine...

Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandone!

Done!

Did you hear, HP webcams have a Mega Pick Cells problem?

HP Webcams apparently have a problem seeing dark skin!
Some call these cameras "racist"

Mother nature needs to go on a low-carb-on diet. Danish?......yeah right!

Copenhagen climate change talks fall through...what next?

Would it be politically incorrect to wish an elf Happy New Ear?

We wish you a Happy Holiday and a Happy New Ear!!!

So what technology do I need to have my Avatar go to work tomorrow?

Cool Technology - Avatar releases on a snow filled weekend. Can we just stay at home?

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But shopping is so undelightful, & since we've some place to go, Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

The northeast snow storm is coming...Ready...Get Set...Snow!
Just in time for last minute Holiday Shopping!

Tiger Woods voted PGA Tour player of the year. Let alone PGA Tour, I believe he has proved himself to be THE "Player" Of The Year!!!

Just couldn't let this one pass by me !!

CO2PENHAGEN

Will we reach a consensus on our global climate change approach and the effort to reduce of CO2?

Corporate sponsors can pull out, China on the other hand will have to go ahead celebrate 2010 as the year of the Tiger!

No wonder the Chinese are pissed with the Americans. Last time they were all geared up to celebrate the Year of the Ox (Bull) and we gave them one of the worst recessions.

What are Airbus employees petrified about? Things that go "Boeing" in the night!!!

Boeing's Dreamliner flies....finally!

How about, getting into a restaurant giving your name as "Tiger" and waiting for people to choke on their food when the greeter shouts "Tiger! Party of fourteen!"

The count goes on and on....we will surely reach 18 soon!

Kial?

Why would you need another invented language? Esperanto....or otherwise

The church came after Ber"lust"coni...literally!

And really hit him hard!

After all the media speculation, TW decides to separate................from AOL. For a moment, I haddya, didn't I?

Tiger Woods seems to have hogged the media pushing everything including the Time Warner deal on the back burner.

Heard the Tiger is taking a break from golf. Aren't there other games he should be taking a break from, before he takes one from golf?

Why give up golf, that's not what got you here in the first place!

A-veil the new Face-book privacy settings!

Facebook privacy 2.0

Disney has bagged the rights for an animated feature on Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods. It is rumored to be titled "The Princess And The Rabbit"

More details available at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rabbit #5!!!
Announced in time with the release of The Princess And The Frog.

It's a wonderful world: President Obama goes to Norway to receive a Swedish prize bestowed upon him for Peace from a man who invented dynamite!

So why is the Nobel Peace prize awarded in Norway?
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.......peace eh!

...and the Salahis have yet another invite! This time to the Nobel banquet, tonight in Stockholm. On the menu...Cheese!!

They could be at it again.

Did you hear? Tiger Woods and his wife are moving to Sweden. Their counsellor apparently told them it was the land of the "No Belle."

The Nobel ceremony is underway today. President Obama gets the prize for peace while Tiger's probably hoping for peace.

Gatorade just realized you can't drink and drive!

Gatorade drops the Tiger Woods drink Tiger Focus!

The coolest feature of the $200K per head flight from Virgin Galactic: No Middle Seat!

Virgin Galactic unveils th first commercial passenger spacecraft!

Isn't change the only thing predictable about climate?....or was that weather?

Today the world starts debating...once again...if Climate Change is part of cyclic changes or do we have a lot to worry about.

Question to my rental car company: When I return my hybrid car, does the battery need to be fully charged?

With the Climate Change summit coming up tomorrow. Being green is on everyone's mind.
This really happened yesterday. When I returned my hybrid, the attendant asked me if the tank was full, and then I asked him. Swear to God, he was a trainee and had to check with his manager!!!

Slim Very Fast: Latest diet craze, lose weight, very fast through vomiting and diarrhea.Tagline: Yes you can!

Biological warfare at its best.
Millions of contaminated cans of diet drink Slim Fast!.....very fast indeed.

Which sponsor dropped Tiger Woods like a bad investment? Fidelity

Are the sponsors dropping Woods? Naaaah!

BofA has announced it will repay all of its federal aid. Watch your wallets guys!! It's after all the "Bank of Opportunity."

And they are returning the cash so that they can hire the right executives with the right bonuses!!!

Old Tabloid Saying: You can get the Tiger out of the woods, but apparently you can't get the wood out of the Tiger!

Why can't the tabloids just leave him alone!!!

If the IAEA and U.N. inspectors can't get access to Iran's nuclear facilities, why don't they seek assistance from Tareq and Michaele Salahi?

Well they got into one of the most secure sites in the world, didn't they?

Woods' caddie lacks credibility!

The caddilac raises a lot of questions.
What about privacy?

Newest word in the Swiss (French) dictionary: Minarrête!!!

The Swiss people vote to ban the construction of Minarets

Cyber Monday. Are you a shopportunist?

Will you loosen your purse strings? Cyber Monday is here. Bring on the gadgets.

On the fairway, woods are good drivers. On the driveway,........questionable!

Tiger Woods' accident leaves a lot of questions to be answered

The FAA just released recordings of the "lost" flight. Dear Northwest pilots could you please F lying and concentrate on Flying?

We were distracted, we were on our laptops, we were discussing company policy.....we were sleeping......In any case we were not flying the plane!

An estimated 45.8 M viewers watched the Macy's Parade on NBC yesterday. He Heene kids however immediately hid in the attic and Mrs. Heene called 911 30 minutes after calling NBC.

Bal looooons !

Dubai or not Dubai: that is the question.

The debts of Dubai World the finance arm of Dubai are going to hit wall street today. The question is should we take this opportunity to buy stocks that plummet?

Had an awesome Thanksgiving dinner at home with family and friends, just couldn't recognize this one couple.....why haven't I seen them before?

Gate crashers at a State dinner at the whitehouse!!!
Didn't they just fall short of chairs???

Butterball. Football.

Thanksgiving Traditions

We stuff turkey. Turkey stuffs us.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Number of copies of Sarah Palin's memoirs sold in first week:700,000. Estimated 2008 population of Alaska 686,293. Pretty close!

The book outsold Hillary Clinton's memoirs.
Who were the others?

President Obama wants American kids and parents to focus on the 3 Rs: Reading; Riting and 'Rithmetic......guess spelling is not at the top of anyone's mind!

Obama is looking at improving the interest and calibre of american children - of all ages - in math and science.

It's that time of the year when women excel at Buy-All-Ogy and men worry about Bought-Any...as in "I hope you haven't bought any..."

Shop till you drop!
Who says we've lost focus on education?

Harry up! Reid the bill. From coverage to coverage. All 2074 pages of it.

Majority leader Harry Reid's health care bill clears the senate! So what's in it? What are we signing up for?

The large hadron collider is now repaired, are you conCERNd about a Big Bang?

The particle collider is repaired as scientists restart their efforts to unravel the mysteries of the Big Bang at CERN in Geneva, Switzerland. I spent months at CERN, an awesome experience!

Today we find blood on the moon!!! This discovery is going to come back to bite us!

Many moons later comes a sequel. Teens around the world discover blood on the moon. Wait isn't New Moon supposed to be no moon at all?

Google's vice president of product management painted a pretty picture of the new Chrome OS. His name "Sundar Pic Hai"....hmmm.

Literally translated it means it's a beautiful picture.
Google Chrome OS seems to do away with most computer standards like a hard drive!!!

Did you hear? Oprah Winfrey has decided to walk the talk.......show!

She has decided to call it quits in 2011. The show at least.

Which of the seven dwarfs won the most Olympic gold medals? It's got to be Dopey!

More doping incidents surface in the China Olympics. Gold medals pulled back.

Pardon my French.....Un friend in need is Un friend in deed....Maybe, I'm just intexticated.

Unfriend.....word of the year 2009 by the Oxford American Dictionary.

Think about it...Did the Mayan's know Sarah Palin would run for president in 2012...Maybe they were on to something...now are you going rouge?

Going Rogue, hits the stands today!!
2012 shares the spotlight!

Have you heard about Carrie and her pre-jean days?

Carrie Prejean hits the headlines again this X Miss Universe contestant now seems to be a XXX Miss Universe!

The US' first-ever marijuana café has opened! No surprises, it's in "Pot"land Oregon!

The Cannabis Café opened on Friday the 13th,  November 2009.

B. Madoff's personal belongings up for auction....Hottest items: A Lamborghini Diablo preloaded with his complete Soul collection!!!

Sold his soul to the devil...eh!

The moon discovery holds water!

NASA confirms buckets and buckets of water on the moon.

If the 2012 prophecy were real, what would you worry most about? Certainly not the economy, retirement or global warming.....Actually speaking, would you worry at all?

2012 hits the screens.

Lou Dobbs decides to "immigrate"....from CNN! In pursuit of better opportunities :)

Mr. Immigration!

Why didn't real estate crash as much in India as in the US?...Imagine...1 billion people chanting hOM......."hॐ swit hॐ"

hॐ swit hॐ

United Airlines: Flying High!

Drunk pilots, a whole new meaning to flying high!

La-la La-la, La-la La-la, La La Land!

Elmo loves his gold, fish, his rayon too, that's Elmo's world.
40yrs Sesame street and the world seems to be in La La Land!

Twenty years ago, today people around the world hit the "dislike" button on the Berlin wall.

I was there!
Have a piece of it still with me.

Do you believe, "Govern", meant takeover of our health care system?

The bill passed the House yesterday.
Does "to govern" mean a complete take over?

Stolen VW found after 35 years! Spending quality time with its owner now. Will tell story of its life from dealer to dealer on Oprah next week.

A movie deal in the making !

The World Health Organization today said animals need to be closely watched for flu. The US has immediately deployed a task force called "Men Who Stare At Goats"

Pretty Sheepish!!!

Homebuyers break!!!............the bank.

$8000 Tax break for first time buyers
$6500 break for others
Are homebuyers getting a break or breaking up?

What is the favorite iPhone color in China? Gray....as in the one you could buy in the gray market!

Since its debut last week in China, apple does not seem to have made any remarkable sales there! So what's holding back the Chinese?

Amtrak finally posts profits. The gains are attributed to a sudden surge in travel between New York and Philadelphia!

Go Yankees!

"This is CIT." The grand finale!

While Michael Jackson's album/movie "This is it" brings forth Michael's final act. CIT the small business lender files for the 5th largest bankruptcy in the US.

Save electricity; Replace one mechanical clock by at least 10 electrical clocks; move clocks backward and forwards every year. Hhmmm!

Does daylight saving time really work? In this age of improved productivity and ridiculous energy wastage.

Ever wonder: If "Octa" means 8, why is October the 10th month?

And if "Sept" is 7 why is it the 9th month?
Same goes with "Nova" and "Deca"....
Think about these numbers as you turn back time tonight!!!

Skål !

Happy Halloween!

Whaddya say, Cheesecake or Cheesesteak?

So who're you rooting for? Yankees or Phillies!

Northwest to install Google Maps Navigation on all its planes. The million dollar question: Will they replace their pilots with Androids!

Amazing new GPS technology by Google released for Android powered phones. Simply awesome!!!

Did you hear? San Francisco's Bay Bridge switched from cable to wireless!

The bridge is now closed indefinitely with cables snapping and debris blocking the roadway.

Tech-No-Logic Advance: You can not only find, book, select seats and check-in online, pilots apparently also fly while they are busy online.

NW pilots claim they did not go to sleep, but were busy on their laptops.
Phew, I'm so glad that has been cleared up now.
A whole new meaning to the term fly-by-wire.

Hurry! Get your vaccine, or be patient.

Hype or reality? Get vaccinated or face the wrath of the swine flu!
Déjà vu. Hurry! Go to war, or fall to peaces.

Just when I decide to shed a few pounds, they start to feed my face......book. Twice!

Facebook revamps homepage with news and live feeds!

President Obama says the nation needs a shot in the arm. I say, in more ways than one!

President Obama declares a national H1N1 emergency.
The nation has more ailments on our hands that could be fixed with a shot!

The balloon saga was inspired by Pixar movies: Up...Finding Nemo...The Incredibles...A Bug's Life...Toy Story!...Monster's Inc...I Newt.

The Ups and down...down...down...downs of the incredible drama!

While most other airlines are cutting frills, Northwest airlines is introducing down feather pillows on its flat bed seats.....in the cockpit!

...while screening latest episodes of LOST and a new 80's playlist with hits like Destination Unknown, Fly Away and Wake Me Up Before You Go Go...

So why did Delta Airlines buy Northwest? Delta pilots can miss a runway, Northwest pilots can miss an entire airport!!!

What next???
Isn't this the second time Northwest pilots are missing an airport?

Window..ow..ow..ow..ow..ow..ows!

Hasta la Vista!
Here comes Windows 7!
Brand new gains, Brand new pains!!!
Are you ready for the 7 here itch!

Will it cost less if I select a flight that lands on the taxiway instead of the runway?

Delta flight from Rio lands on a taxiway at Delta's biggest hub in Atlanta!!!

Just joining the high-tech rat race, a magic mouse!

Apple releases a revolutionary new mouse.

Gaddafi in your backyard; Blagojevich in your boardroom! Who manages your PR Mr. Trump? Richard Heene???

The verdict comes in today if Rod Blagojevich can star in the Trump show "Celebrity Apprentice". So what happens if he gets "hired"? Does he not go to prison??? An absolute PR mess, I think!

How did the militants get across the border? Tehran!

Iran is accusing Pakistan and other states for the bombings this weekend. It's the pot calling the kettle black!

In the case of the balloon, no one seemed to be thinking 'in the box' and eventually a Falcon led us on a wild goose chase.

With the world thinking out of the box, a falcon did lead us on a wild goose chase.

In response to Albania's demand to return the remains of Mother Theresa, India has requested the world to stop using the zero.

The zero was after all discovered in India.

Enjoy today in HD.

Happy Divali All!

The balloon incident was just hot air!!!

All eyes glued to the tube following a balloon that had no child in it, just hot air!!!

Traffic Report: Major accident still blocking all lanes at the intersection of Wall Street and Main Street. Expect Delays!

DOW crosses 10K, is this a rally and when will the results reach main street?

DOWbt?

The DOW crosses 10K. How long will the rally last?

St. Louis Rams won't go out on a Limbaugh!

Rush Limbaugh dropped from bid to buy the Rams. Deemed too risky due to his "baggage".

The iPhone can now: unlock your car; start the car; find the closest bar; order and keep a count of drinks; tip the bartender; analyze your breath; lock your car and call a cab.

An apple a day does keep the doctor away!

The height of "in this economy, I'll do anything to keep my job": Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy, hitting newsstands tomorrow!

What next? Palin on the cover of Popular Science!!!

Elinor Ostrom shatters the Economics 'NoBelle' record!!!

The first woman to win the Economics nobel ever!!

Apparently Cirque du Soleil had another sold out performance, even when they could not have run out of SPACE!!!

Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Laliberte returned to earth after a $35M vacation on the International Space Station!

Is the prize money considered as an executive bonus?

Grounds for executive bonuses have been in question quite often in the recent past!

John McCain says he can't divine the intentions of the Nobel Committee and that it was probably not based upon accomplishments. Well senator, didn't we feel the same about your VP nomination?

What goes around, comes around.
DejaVu

Ain't that looney? More than 90% of the water entering our homes goes down the drain and now we spend $79 million to look for water on the moon!!!

Do we really value what we believe we have in abundance?
Today LCROSS began analysis of the lunar debris caused by a controlled crash to look for water on the moon.

Whatever!

This week, "Whatever" has been nominated the most annoying word in English. Also seems to be the expression on many minds today as President Obama is announced as the Nobel Peace Prize winner for 2009.

Lesser known fact: Former Vice President Dick Cheney was nominated for the Nobel Piece Prize for "extraordinary efforts to weaken international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

His motto: Piece be with you!

"Improving US global relations" is not just lip service. Today the US may give China: The hummer!

The Hummer deal should close today.
Viva la 'global relations'.

SeaWorld for sale! Six Flags Bankrupt! Why are amusement parks dead? Perhaps people are getting their thrills and chills riding the market within the privacy of their foreclosed homes!

More amusement parks in trouble?
But the rides have now come home!
The market is expected to peak again today.

A late show of appallogy!

An apology on the Late Show, for an appalling act, sweetened by a dose of humor!

What do you get when you cross a Bear with a Bull? The Bell.

So what does the bell have in store for us today? Looks like after a lot of bearish days we finally get a bull.

US launches H1N1 vaccine. More information available at www.travel.to.canada.com

Interesting eh!

Seems like CBS is going to rename the show to - "Laid Show" with David, let her, man!!!

Not only do you C BS on that network, apparently there's also a lot of BS happening behind the scenes!!

Paleontologists study life before history. Palintologists study a life without history, geography or common sense!

So paleontologists have discovered "Ardi", a 4.4 Mil. year old human. Way before history. Just a hop away from Russia, Palintologists are having a field day as well.

Garment industry stocks plummet with news of the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Nike announces the "Just Do It" line of beads and accessories.

Blame it on Rio!
Let the fun begin.

Want the best seats to the 2016 Chicago Olympics? Rod Blagojevich is now accepting bids!

Opening ceremony, closing ceremony and everything in between. The man has them all. And this, even before officials have picked Chicago as the home for the 2016 Olympics.

Ken Lewis stepping down as CEO of BofA. Apparently he just realized that the firm he worked for was not the 'Bank off' America!

Live off America!
Bank off America!
Time to turn off, Mr. Lewis!

It is official: Toyota and Lexus cars give the highest MPG, ON THE PLANET!!! They just keep going and going and going. Even when you want them to stop!!!.

Toyota's biggest recall ever. More than 4 million cars on a driver's side mat that jams the accelerator.
Runaway cars, anyone?

Why did Sarah Palin's memoir take 4 months? Probably a month for her to write and 3 months for a 5th grader to pull out the gaffes!

4 months for a memoir!!

Apple to release a new app to record number of apps downloaded and compare them to number of McD's burgers served. The premium version will compare them to Joan Rivers' facelifts!

More than 2 billion apps downloaded!!!
There is an app for everything, so why not?

No Holocaust, no nuclear weapons development, no hidden facilities, no election rigging, no Israel, no...no...no... You'd better have a good healthcare plan, Mr. Amnesiajad!

Now we seem to be testing missiles, for weapons that don't exist, pointing to people that aren't there.

Just heard that PepsiCo is going to setup a bottling plant on the moon. The lunar drink will be called Craterade!

Water on the moon!!! YaaY!!
The logical next step would be bottled drinks, right?

Gmail: If it were not for the 'cloud', would it be as unpredictable as the weather?

Cloud or no Cloud, what's with GMail lately? Outages seem to be the rule rather than the exception!

Clearly disconnected in yesterday's UN speeches: Gaddafi and his 'in tent'; Ahmadinejad and 'his story'.

Between all the rambling and disillusion...what was the point!

Our outdoor party has been canceled. The tent was mistakenly delivered a few blocks away in Bedford!

Really guys! Muammar al-Gaddafi in Bedford!! What next? OBL in Greenwich!

National debt, $11 trillion. Financial bailout, $8 trillion. Health care reform, $1 trillion. What you and I hope for. Price LESS.

Prices of things that matter just keep rising. When is the individual citizen getting a bailout?

Meg Whitman, former eBay CEO, wants to know if she can shortcut her bid for governor of California, with a "Buy it now" option.

Hey why not? eBay is a huge success, isn't it?

HEAL th' care, InSUREance, STAYtus quo, UniWORSEal, emPLOYer driven, RaSHUNed, DEAF is it? Why do I feel CONfused?

Too many choices, or is that on purpose

Sony Pictures now has exclusive movie rights with South African runner Caster Semenya. Based on her gender crisis the movie will be titled "Claudie with a chance of meatballs."

The south african official finally admits lying over Caster Semenya's gender tests....phew! Coincedentaly the movie Cloudy with a chance of meatballs released this weekend. Just couldn't resist the comparison...!!!

Scraping missile interceptors in eastern Europe, President Obama moves from dropping polls to gaining Poles!...Good one chief!

Now we can confidently say that President Obama is gaining Poles!!!
A president not doing so well at the polls scraps the missile defence program in Poland and gains....no kiddin'...Poles! along with some very happy Russians.

Made In China: The Raptorex, packed the punch of a T-Rex, but "at a fraction of the ..." Sounds familiar? They have been at it for a 125 million years!

Looks like China excelled at the "made at a fraction of the ...." business millions of years back. Scientists have discovered the remains of a dinosaur that had most of the physical features and functions of a T-Rex, however much much smaller!!

The market has been doing so well lately, rumor has it, Fed chairman Bernanke asked the FBI to confirm Bernie Madoff was still behind bars!

The stock market hit a new yearly high.
...really, so what's the deal behind the rally?

Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol", a.k.a. the U.S. $.

If Robert Langdon were in the "real world" would he be chasing the elusive U.S. $?
Far more exciting, don't you think so?

George W's favorite game as a toddler: Duck, Duck, Shoose!

Muntadar al-Zaidi the journalist who threw shoes at then President George W. Bush in Iraq is released after 9 months in prison. Apparently Iraq threw the book at him!

Ghosts don't die. They just lighten their spirits!

Ghost star Patrick Swayze succumbs to cancer.

A year into the global financial crisis, still awaiting a bailout: the layman, brothers!

Hello.....we're still waiting

Cad burys Kraft offer!

No more chocolate cheescake on the horizon. Cadbury rejects Kraft's takeover bid.

Real estate is virtually back! Go, monopolize.

Hasboro and Google have partnered to make the ever popular game Monopoly available online. Any street in the world through Google Maps! Try it out at monopolycitystreets.com

Facebook loses wait. Welcome Facebook Lite.

Facebook releases a "lite" Twitter like version for individuals with lower bandwidth and slower systems!!

Ellen TheGenerous Judge!

Ellen DeGeneres will be the fourth judge on American Idol's next season replacing Paula Abdul.

In Afghanistan, Dr. Abdullah Abdullah has an issue with, of all things, double counts...hhhmmmm!

Hhhmmm!
Double name...Double counts!!!
(for his oponent that is)

A good message does not need to mess with age.

President Obama plans to speak to the nations school children raising concerns that the message will be politically motivated

Labor Pains!

Given the current unemployment rate and the job market. Labor day does highlight a painfull reality.

Here comes the sun; Here comes the fun!

The new game The Beatles: Rock Band hits the market.

On medical tourists' menus: St-ache and Kidney Ply.

Kidneys being harvested from third world countries for reciepients in the United States and other developed nations.

Arctic...tic...tic...tic...

Research shows the Arctic is now the warmest in 2000 years. A global warning!

Haul-Ye-Wood away from the flames!

The wildfires near Los Angeles, California are raging and firefighters are sweating around the clock to contain the damage.

Should GM be cautious to adopt Google Mail? After all it would mean GM-ailing!!!

So GMail was down yesterday! Do large organizations who are evaluating the benefits of moving to the "cloud" have something to worry about?

It ten is, do us know where our children are?

Making headlines are tennis at the US open and the disturbing story of Jaycee Dugard, kidnapped as a child and held for more than eleven years.

"Half gone"istan, are we losing control?

US to release report that the coalition effort in Afghanistan is not working out as planned.

India loses Raj over Chandra (yaan)!!!

India loses radio contact and control over its first moon mission Chandrayaan-1

An explosion? There IS an app for that!

Unconfirmed reports of exploding iPhones in Europe.

iPhone coming to China....will it look any different? ;)

Oh ! That would have been valid, if it was an eyePhone!
Don't kill the messenger.

Microsoft Poland's new jingle: 'Ebony and I worry'

Controversy hits Microsoft as black model’s face is photoshoped off an online ad in Poland to be replaced by a white face….the hand remains black.

Central Interrogation Agency!

Details about the CIA’s interrogation methods hit the headlines…again.

Google's the best search engine. EVER! Where else could you find names of anonymous bloggers?!

Google divulges name of anonymous blogger when taken to court by model Liskula Cohen.

Does Caster need a gender test? Her name is Semen. Ya?

South African runner Caster Semenya is questioned about her gender.

Ash for Lunkers!!! May they rest in piece....environmentally responsible pieces.

The Cash for Clunkers program officially ends in the US. Now, how are the clunkers going to be dealt with?

Barack and Bill to storm the Cape!

As Cape Cod residents prepare for a visit from the first family, hurricane Bill shows its fury.

Firefighters apply elbow Greece!

Wildfires rage in the vicinity of Athens, Greece.

Law curb B or not to B?

Should the Lockerbie bomber be released on humanitarian grounds?

Lib ya, right!

The Lockerbie bomber is released “liberated” to return to home country of Libya amongst questioning about the decision, given the lives lost in the plane crash.

Oracle executives get another hunting license - Bison!

Oracle gets a go ahead from the justice department for the purchase of Sun Micro Systems.

Go, ogle - Time Warner shows on YouTube!"

Google’s YouTube to offer Time Warner shows like CNN. Go ahead ogle to your heart’s content.

What would you prefer: A bear or a bull in a China shop?

Stocks fall in China.

Readers Die, jest lives on. From lines on paper, to papers on-line.

Print media in general sees consumers moving away from print to electronic media. Readers Digest files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

Accenture's new ad campaign: Go on. Beat a Tiger.

Tiger Woods loses PGA championship to Y. E. Yang.

He's already reached the finish line, while U sain' "Start!"

Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt sets new 100m world record at 9.58 seconds.

Wouldstock be a phenomenon today?

Woodstock celebrates 40 years this weekend.

Indiapendence Day.

Indian Independence Day.

The Arctic Sea had wood in its hull. Its dissapearance caused the world to mull. Were there hidden drugs? That caught the eye of some thugs, Touging a flag with two bones and a skull.

The world seems to be talking about the missing ship Arctic Sea. Were there drugs on board? Was it hijacked by pirates?
 

Even after getting a 'F' in geography, I wouldn't look for the Arctic Sea in the English Channel!

Cargo ship “Arctic Sea” disappears after being last seen in the English Channel.

A new era begins? Hi, Volt Age.

Chevrolet announces new vehicle offering 200+ miles per gallon. Is this the beginning of a new era?

In the U.S. why is it that I mostly see Audis driven by women?

Just my observation, what do you think?

Google's tall story just venti grande! Google Caffeine. Are you addicted?

Google pilots a pepped up version of Google search, code named Google Caffeine. Have you tried it already? Do you feel the caffeine?

Glaciers on thin ice !

Reports confirm that global warming is causing glaciers to melt faster than believed earlier.

Starting today, on Ebay, you can bid on GM cars. Cars that you did not like and chose not to purchase until yesterday!

The new GM tries out a new business model by selling new cars over Ebay in California.

Will an Apple tablet be hard to swallow?

Rumors about the upcoming Apple tablet swarm chat rooms with questions about its feasibility and success.

Royal Scots "pound" Britain!

Royal Bank of Scotland results push the British Pound lower in comparison to the US Dollar.

Pow l'Abdul.

Paula Abdul will not judge the next season of American Idol.

Tweet a bit louder, I can't follow you!

Twitter and Facebook hacked causing a Denial Of Service situation.

'Taking stock of your portfolio' may no longer mean taking stock off your portfolio!

The stock market seems to be consistently doing well. Time to rebalance your portfolio?

After the HILL and Hill, Bill reaches out to Il.

After efforts from Capitol Hill and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton reaches out to Kim Jong Il of North Korea to negotiate the release of two captured journalists.

Ahmadinejad starts term. Mousavi terms start.

President Ahmadinejad of Iran to be sworn in to second term after a controversial victory over Mousavi.

Google apparently not the Appl' of our i.

Apple apparently blocks Google Voice application for the iPhone.

Skype gets a jolt!

Skype in litigation with JoltID whose core technology is licensed by Skype.

Crash for Clunkers!

Cash for Clunkers initiative runs out of Cash!!!

When you can't shut your eye, you just hire this guy, he's a Murray. This doc don't come cheap, thinks you're dying to sleep, he's a Murray.

Michael Jackson’s private high-priced doctor allegedly gave him drugs that could have caused his death.

Bing - Yang : Complementary opposites!

Microsoft and Yahoo plan to address the search advertisement market through a complementary collaboration. What do you say Mr. Yang?

Twitter acquires Facelook!

Twitter acquires a new homepage look.

Ways of the world: In the US, Gates is punished for breaking into his own home, in Myanmar Suu Kyi is, for an intruder breaking into hers.

Suu Kyi being tried for break-in to her home where she was under house arrest.

Palin believes she could serve Alaskans better by leaving the office. So I wonder, could she serve Americans better by.....

Governor Palin steps down for the greater good, and rumors about her presidential bid churn.

Clink for Clunk, I hope that translates environmentally to Jink for Junk.

Cash for Clunkers initiative kicks in. Will it actually protect the environment?

TdF: No Spain, no gain!

Alberto Contador of Spain wins the Tour de France.

"Re-imagine Starbucks"...After a lot of re-imagination...Coffee&Tea...more stars...and even more bucks!!

Starbucks tries to reinvent itself with new chain 15th Ave Coffee & Tea.

I'm broke into my own house.

In the news, home foreclosures and Gates arrest for breaking into his own home.

Lance Armstrong bids 'Asta Na Vista'.

Lance Armstrong to leave team Astana and join Team Radioshack.

Legacy! Legacy! Health Care Reform BILL !

The pressure is on to meet the deadline set by President Obama on the healthcare reform, however previous lessons learnt are holding back decisions. A

DOW fords ahead!

DOW surges with positive news from Ford motors.

juPITer.

Space object hits Jupiter creating a scar and debris field the size of the Pacific ocean.

GuantaNoMore?

Ongoing debate on Guantanamo closures.

Continental Airlines pats down Indian ex-President...are they taking president Obama's "reach out to the world" message too seriously?

Indian government demands apology as ex-president is “patted down” as part of a security check.

In a matter of a week the moon has progressed from stealing the limelight to stealing the sunlight!

In the news the moon landing and a total solar eclipse.

His moonwalk was out of this world; He is the King of Rock; He found the best location to ever land; His operation gave mankind a Facelift.

Topping the news: 40 years since Neil Armstrongs walk on the moon and Michael Jackson’s untimely death investigation.

Fend it like Beckham.

David Beckham tries to defend himself amongst booing fans.

American Idle: Paula Abdul

Apparently Paula Abdul (America Idol judge) has no contract extension for the next season.

Palestine Isreal ?

US shares concerns about Israeli settlements.

Breaking News: Mumbai-The Taj Hotel: One floor hijacked by men with guns, host ages under stress, hotel guests cry out "S. O. S." once again.

Security closes down floor of the Taj Hotel in Mumbai as nervous organizers plan the visit of US Secretary Of State: Hillary Clinton.

Fed says, "At the end i call the shots, CIT you are no CITI."

Fed refuses to bailout CIT.

Legs, Benedict !

Pope Benedict gets injured in a fall.

Microsoft's spanking new search engine Bing brings the same old search results. Yahoo!

Microsoft and Yahoo talk about mergers…again!

Pakistan's national average IQ just went up a few points. Manmohan Singh and Yousaf Gillani have decided to share "intelligence".

India and Pakistan agree to share intelligence to control terrorism.

SatVrn - Apo11o

40th anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11 that blasted off on the Saturn 5 in 1969.

Harry Potter and the anemic prince.

Release of much awaited Harry Potter sequel (Half-blood prince).

Intel, in the chips!

Intel does well at the end of the quarter.

Microsoft rainmaker reaches out to the cloud.

Microsoft to offer collaboration products free of cost in a cloud model.

Madoff - "Mr. Risk", begins a 150 year sentence in a state that is first in "flight"!.....hmmm.

Scam artist begins life long sentence.

Gold, man! Sachs and Sachs of Gold!

Goldman Sachs reports exceptional numbers!

inTELLigence, Mr. Cheney!

Apparently ex-vice president Cheney ordered the CIA to hold intelligence back from the senate.

Kim Jong Il...very il.

News leaks about the North Korean leaders’ health and possibility of pancreatic cancer.

Taro not on the cards in Japan.

Taro Aso, prime minister of Japan loses public appeal.

KING OF POPping pills???

Investigation around Michael Jackson’s death focuses on drug use/abuse.

Palin says, "You've got me all backwards, please don't haraS me."

Governor Sarah (haraS) Palin complains about media harassment linked to her resignation.

Lanc3 ArIIIstrong...

Lance Armstrong now at 3rd place in ongoing Tour de France.

BrUNO

Sacha Barron Cohen’s Bruno does exceptionally well at the box office opening weekend.

The Bull is back !!!.......Encierro!

While the Bull remains elusive on wall street, Spaniards are being chased by the bulls in Pamplona Spain.

Finding Neverland? Look in Shanghai!

China to build a replica of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

King of Pop, meet Emperor of Copy!

China to build a copy of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

Brand New GM: Government Motors.

GM emerges out of bankruptcy as a new leaner company albeit with a lot of government assistance.

Sperm created in lab - Are we evolving from Human to WhoMan?

British claim of creation of the human sperm raises a lot of questions!

Climate Change: In this case cc means FYA and not just FYI.

Climate Change on the list of hot topics being discussed at the G8 summit.

Berlustconi !

Italian prime minister Berlusconi’s private life comes to center stage during the G8 summit.

Chrome slated!

Google’s Chrome browser to be offered on mobile devices.

G8 needs some V8

Disorganized Italian G8 summit needs US intervention and assistance in organization.

Straphangars!

Airlines to offer “standing” spots on flights!!!

WimbleDON

Roger Federer wins the Wimbledon.

Palin micro-blogging at www.quitter.gov

Governor Palin being labeled as a quitter after her resignation.

Serial Ciller

Serial killer apprehended in (SC) South Carolina.

Be czar Palin?

Is governor Palin’s resignation part of her bid to run for presidency?

Rogered!

Andy Roddick loses Wimbledon to Roger Federer.

The difference between in dependence and independence is unity.

July 4th. American independence day.

Debbie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that she is the one and the kid is yes her son.

Rumors begin about Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Deborah Jeanne Rowe plan to claim custody of their children.

Alaska celebrates independence ... a day early!

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin deciding to step down a year before her term ends.

The latest craze at Moscow casinos: Russian roulette!

Russia closes down Moscow casinos, moving them off to Siberia!!

So what's the least favorite music genre in North Korea? Seoul!

Korean tensions mount again.

California : The gold-done state

California officially runs of money and starts offering IOUs to creditors.

Small Cars = Big Deal: Small cars = small trunks = smaller grocery packages = smaller refrigators = smaller impulse buys = smaller portions = smaller people = smaller health care = bigger quality of life = Big Deal .....

US debates about the transition to and manufacture of smaller cars in Michigan.

Ice Age: Yawn of the Dinosaurs.

Ice Age 3 opens way below expectations. Personally it was quite a letdown.

Unfortunately lately headlines seem more like dead-lines. Housing market, Economy, Morale, Celebrities, Disasters...

Another celebrity death: Billy Mays, crash of Yemeni airliner in the Indian ocean, metro accident in Washington D.C. and a train disaster in Italy.

Iranian authorities say - Partial recount shows election is valid. I guess it all depends on what you mean by "Partial"

Is the recount partial towards president Ahmadinejad or was it a partial recount? ...The jury is out.

Emit no. CA.

The emission controls in California will surely bring about cooling any which way you see it. Yes it will be an AC on time!!

Pawn-zi schemes need a check, mate!

Bernard Madoff sentenced to 150 years in prison. Have we put checks in place to prevent future Ponzi schemes?

Automatics drive Manuel shift in Honduras.

The military in Honduras storms president Manuel Zelaya’s palace and exiles him to Costa Rica.

Ahmadinejihad?

Killings and brutality. Is there a holy war being raged in Iran by president Ahmadinejad?

Madoff to give up $3000 cell phone for a phone by the cell.

Millionaire financier Bernard Madoff sentencing slated for Monday. The debate is whether he’ll get 150 years in prison or the 12 years requested by his attorneys.

Ruth less Madoff!

Ruth Madoff wife of financier Bernard Madoff to give up her fortune in wake of the financial scam that destroyed the lives of hundreds.

Angel & King.

The death of two showbiz icons: Farrah Fawcett known for playing one of the Angels in Charlie’s Angels and Michael Jackson the King of Pop.

The seat belt of Orion!!

GM to manufacture small cars in the Orion township of Michigan rather than Wisconsin or Tennessee.

I ran to Argentina for a fair closure.

In the news: Iran and Argentina. Iranian citizens looking for a fair closure to their elections. Governor Mark Sanford’s trip to Argentina apparently was to get closure on his affair.

Wonder why Craigslist (including adult gigs) is available in China, but Google is apparently blocked?

China tries to block Google due to concerns on access to adult content.

Cavalier Shaq?

Shaquille O’Neal to be traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Is it a good decision? On a lighter note is Shaq a cavalier?

Boeing 7wait7 - InYourDreamsLiner!

Boeing once again delays indefinitely the release of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner due to structural issues.

Ar gent in a secret trip.

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford makes a secret trip to Argentina to visit his mistress. Neither his office or his family claim to be aware of his whereabouts.

Nike : Just doo it.

Nike revenue projections and stock plummet.

Pakistan : Wicket not Wicked! At least for a moment this week.

Pakistan wins the T20 cricket championship earlier that week.

Supreme leader of the land, no wonder he's called Mr. Aay-Tol-Ya Ha-many (times)

Ayatollah Khomeini the supreme leader of Iran speaks out about the Iranian presidential elections.

John and Kate minusate.

John and Kate of the reality show John and Kate Plus 8 decide to separate (minusate).

Shroud your IP, proxy your Facebook, Twitter and Email. The voice of Iran is thriving behind the electronic veil.

The Iranian citizens find ways to send news about happenings there through social networking sites and creative masking of their identities and locations after the government clamps down on the internet.

The burqa denies an equal right to woo men.

President Nicolas Sarkozy of France calls to the ban of the burqa being worn by Muslim women.

...and the lifetime achievement award for the best producer* goes to Dad! Happy Father's Day, All.

*Co-Producer: Happy Father’s Day to all fathers from their productions!

The girls love to listen to "...but you love me daddy". Happy Father's Day, All.

Happy Father’s Day.

pivot...pitot...pilot. Buffalo...Brazil...Belgium.

Apparently the Buffalo plane crash was caused by the autopilot causing the plane to pivot, the Brazil crash is most probably due to faulty pitots and the day before a pilot died midway from Belgium to the US.

Does the word PaRent imply that the father is not intended to be "always there" or "completely committed" or ... ?

Father’s Day coming up.

Looney Tunes : A mission to the moon and a new iPhone....could it get any better?

Release of a new iPhone and a NASA mission to the moon (unmanned).

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's A MES.

NASA AMES to launch unmanned probe to the moon.

So what's the discussion about same-sex marriages? Aren't most marriages today "the same" sex marriages?

President Obama proposes benefits to same-sex couples.

M:I IV MMXI

Tom Cruise movie Mission: Impossible IV planned release in 2011.

Will the Endeavour saga Eavourend?

Space shuttle Endeavors’ launch cancelled again due to fuel leakage issues.

Porsche's approach to fuel efficiency = Partner with an oil rich nation!......Hhhmmmmm!

Qatar to invest upto 25% stake in car manufacturer Porsche.

Koenigsegg geared to sweden the Saab deal!

Swedish sports car manufacturer - Koenigsegg to take over Saab from GM.

Equality? Apparently male votes did not count either in Iran!

Apparently vote counting was rigged in Iran (…female and male votes…) .

Apparently oil is not the only thing rigged in Iran.

The people of Iran believe the presidential elections were rigged.

Fall Street!

Wall Street stumbles.

Six Flags Theme Parked!

Six Flags Theme Parks files for bankruptcy protection.

Lemon Mousavi

The Iranian presidential election turns out to be a lemon for Mousavi.

Theyran to vote today. Ahmadinejad says "I SLAM dunk this election."

Iran to vote. Ahmadinejad believes he will be victorious with his conservative Islamic agenda.

Doesn't Digital imply we use all our digits, not just our thumbs? And aren't we glad people can't get Analog anymore?!

US television broadcast to go all Digital.

Missed California.

Miss California finally loses her crown.

50,000 apps and growing, built in GPS and compass, video and still camera, email, messaging, web browsing, audio-book, music and movie player. So why do we still call it a phone?

With all the bells, whistles and sirens on mobile devices today, why do we still insist on calling them phones?

Google's favorite game lately....Bing-go!

Google reacting to the latest “Search” offering from Microsoft called Bing.

So will it be Chryslerati or Chryslerari? In any case it would need the magic touch of a Chryslergini!

I wonder if the combined brands of Chrysler and Fiat will create magic?

Chrysler stay. Fiat go.

A stay order to Chrysler given by the US courts could mean Fiat walks away from the deal.

...and the Teny goes to Billy Elliot!

Billy Elliot picks up Ten Tonys at the award ceremony.

iPhone 3G yeS!

Apple announces the rumored newer and faster iPhone 3G S.

Bienvenue, Monsieur Federer!

Roger Federer wins his first French Open title.

What is the difference between Eminem and the Economy? Well, one of the two seems to have seen bottom recently.

Sacha Baron Cohen surprises the audience and Eminem at the MTV awards, with an up, close and personal experience of his bottom!!!

Tête-à-Têtris

The popular game Tetris that has grabbed attention and a huge fan following, turns 25.

Will people Sprint for the Palm Pre, or "Were Eyes On" the upcoming new ATT iPhone?

Palm releases the nifty Pre through Sprint, will consumers bite or are they awaiting the rumored new iPhone through ATT or the rumored iPhone on Verizon?

Die Frau Merkel hat gedacht, dieser Besuch bringt sie Macht, jetzt weißt sie nicht ganz OB AM Anfang ist es nur ein Stepptanz.

Chancellor Merkel is hoping that President Obama’s visit will improve some of the declining glory of Germany in the European Union, especially in comparison to France. But after his speech she could be left guessing?

Walk the walk like an Egyptian!

Can President Obama deliver on the commitments he makes in Egypt.

Pyramid Scheme!

President Obama visiting Cairo with an intent to grab attention of the Muslim world.

Bing: It's not just eew!

Microsoft plans the marketing campaign for its new decision engine – Bing. Targeting the flaws in current search engines that return an overload of information, the campaign focuses on “It’s not just you”. Bing simultaneously comes under the lens of Google followers.

Announcing the new ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXBox .... Y? ...Zzzz.

Microsoft planning a new Xbox which would do everything except make coffee for you….Is that practical and necessary?

HuJ in Taon? Timothy Geithner

Timothy Geithner makes a trip to China to meet the Chinese leadership (Hu Jintao) and discuss the global Financial crisis.

The Dow says, "Telecommute". GM out, Cisco in !

GM gets edged out of the DOW Industrial and gets replaced by Cisco.

GM: Loses WOW, takes a BOW from the DOW, what NOW?

GM on the verge of bankruptcy, will be inched off the Dow. Who shall replace GM on the Dow Industrial?

Are you suffering from online SICKurity problems? Soon you could visit the DOCS: Department Of Cyber Security.

President Obama announces the position of a Cyber Czar to manage Cyber Security.

Britain’s got Diversity.

The group Diversity outshines Susan Boyle as the winner of Britain’s got Talent.

Chapter 11 Scene 27: The hero looks into the eyes of the people holding him and says, with aplomb, "My name is bond - GM's bond."

GM and its bond holders cannot reach an agreement. This is expected to drive GM to seek Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

Sonia yet so far!

Sonia Sotomayor inches step by step forward to her Supreme Court nomination confirmation.

O pelease!

GM in talks to sell Opel brand in Europe to Fiat who earlier entered a deal with Chrysler.

ATT = Arkansas Texting Tutorials

AT&T acknowledges handing out cell phones and conducting tutorials to Kris Allen fans in Arkansas on power texting options for the controversial American Idol vote.

7 and 7 is 7

:)

O beautiful for heroes proved in liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved and mercy more than life!

Memorial Day 2009.

The Facebook behind the veil

In preparation for upcoming elections Iran blocks access to Facebook.

PeloCIA

Nancy Pelosi accuses the CIA of lying during briefings.

Overheard credit card executives today in the elevator. Said one to the other “The section is in fine print, because that’s where the fines are printed. For crying out loud isn’t it a CONtract!”

President Obama releases plan to overhaul Credit Card operations.

Liddyup!

Liddy to step down as interim CEO of AIG.

Simon says…

General anticipation and prediction of Idol judges that Adam Lambert will be the next American Idol.

Slambert!

Kris Allen defeats Adam Lambert and becomes the next American Idol.

If it is intended to hit a target, why do we call it a miss-ile?

North Korea tests another missile.

Join the Miles High Club!

New MPG standards suggested by President Obama, will you join the band wagon?

Easter eggs in May? It's WolframAlpha at play.

It’s not a search engine but a Computational Knowledge Engine??? With a lot of hidden features ….. Easter Eggs!!!

Biden’s BunkErr!

VP Joe Biden reveals location of secret Vice Presidential bunker.

The only choices I value are those in lIFe.

President Obama speaks at the University of Notre Dame raising concerns about him being pro-choice. Personally the only choice I value are those in life not ABOUT life.

Indian Idol - Our man Mohan sings!

Election results coming in. Manmohan Singh could win another term leading India.

dealershiPirate.

Dealerships are irate about the uncertainty of their future with Chrysler and GM planning massive shutdowns.

Los Angeles & Des Moines it will paint every town, You've cyan red it thanks tan brown!

Angels & Demons: Much anticipated movie based on Dan Brown novel debuts.

craigslust.org

Scandal around adult and sex services being advertised on craigslist.org makes headlines. Craigslist announces a revamp of their categories.

Saturn does a Pluto.

GM announces the Saturn brand will be discontinued.

For Closure!

It’s high time we get the foreclosure mess behind us.

DOW in dust. Real?

The Dow plunges. Again!

Wanda Yikes!

Wanda Sykes makes a killing at the White House Correspondents’ dinner with her shocking speech taking jabs at Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin.

Unemployment is up, the market is down and in the news today Miss California keeps her crown!?

In the midst of the global financial crisis we still have time to worry about Miss California keeping her crown.

Hubble Trubble!

NASA prepares Atlantis for space trip to repair the Hubble telescope.

Standard & Very Poors

S&P drops and the general gloom continues to hover over the economy and life in general.

WOW

Mother’s Day 2009. When the world seems upside down, who turns it into a WOW? MOM ofcourse…turned over reads WOW!

'M always there for you....ever wonder why in most languages the word mother begins with "M"!......dads on the other hand are literally all over the place ;)

Eve of Mother’s Day 2009.

WinFree Coupons!

Oprah Winfrey announces coupons for free KFC Chicken, both her website and KFC restaurants are clogged causing chaos followed by apologies.

What odd piece of bedroom furniture brought senator John Edwards' home crumblin' down? ... One nightstand!

Elizabeth Edwards, wife of Presidential candidate John Edwards talks about amongst other things his affair.

Resistance is futile...

Go for it! The new Star Trek movie.

...to boldly go where they have already gone before.

New Star Trek movie takes us back to the beginning.

Would you call a virus on the Kindle a bookworm or just a newsance?

Amazon releases new version of its Kindle book and newspaper reader.

ManHe's Dodgy!

Manny Ramirez of the Los Angeles Dodgers is suspended after testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

"Beam me BACK Scotty!"

Coming Soon! Star Trek Prequel.

Pakistaliban.

Taliban issues escalate in Pakistan. Many question if they are one and the same?

Ken ya?

Women in Kenya withhold sex in bid to end the political feud....Can you? ;)

Apple loses Jobs; Microsoft cuts jobs...Hhhmmmm!

Steve Jobs return delayed at the same time Microsoft cuts more Jobs.

Sicko de Mayo!

The Swine Flu pandemic constrains Cinco de Mayo celebrations in Mexico.

Do you prefer berries over apples?

Blackberry sales beat the iPhone.

cHECK the box.

President Obama targets offshore tax havens in an effort to reverse the Clinton era “check the box” policy.

B-ofA+, C-, UB+S, HSB-C+, RB-S....

Government to release financial institutions’ health check score card. How will your bank fare?

"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice..."

X-Men Wolverine does well at the box office on its opening weekend inspite of high quality illegal downloads available 30 days prior to official release.

The Vice President's healthy diet = Avoid Blimpies and Subway!

Vice President Joe Biden in context of the Swine Flu advices people to avoid flights and subways !!!! The White House then issues a correction.

The Hunt begins......my preciousss!

Lord Of The Rings fan movie The Hunt For Gollum releases over the web. Free streaming amidst controversy over copyrights.

MAY ONE worker's day be another's work day one.

May 1st: Workers’ Day. Hoping that the employment numbers improve.

MUMbai.

Bombayites prefer to remain quiet. Very low voter turnout in elections.

In August we could be in 7th heaven!!!...go ahead, grab a Windows seat!

Rumors that Microsoft will release feature rich new version of Windows: Windows 7 in August.

May 1st Prank ?!!!...........Starting today you won't be arrested if you poke, follow or invade the President's space.

The White House enters Social Networking with pages on Facebook, Twitter and MySpace.

Want to feel young instantly? Look up 090423.

Oldest object yet in the universe discovered GRB 090423. 13 Billion years old!

Chrysis!

Chrysler seems to have hit road blocks to meet April 30th deadline to avoid filing for bankruptcy protection.

CAIROpracticALI pains pigs!

Egypt decides to slaughter pigs in fear of the Swine Flu.

From Aspen to the Pacific(a), across Town & Country, we PT Cruiser whose parent came under Crossfire and saviors from across the Se bring hope on this April 30 0nine.

Iconic Chrysler files for bankruptcy protection. Here’s the model lineup Aspen, Pacifica, Town & Country, PT Cruiser, Crossfire, Sebring and 300.

Pirates off the aribbean C

Somali pirates continue to be active in the Indian Ocean….Off the Arabian Sea!

Can Lewis

Shareholders vote to “Can” Ken Lewis as Chairman of Bank of America.

BuyPartisanship!

The bipartisanship agenda of President Obama does not seem to be working as planned as he completes 100 days in office.

Phot…ohh!

Low flying plane over Manhattan generates panic and even a dip in the stock market. Oh! It was just a photo shoot!

Whyrus?

Too many questions about the H1N1 (Swine Flu) Virus outbreak emerge.

Famous Pontiac models: Sunbird, Firebird and now the Dodo!

General Motors pulls the plug on the Pontiac brand.

Note to myself: Recheck what the letter 'F' in NAFTA stands for?!

Looks like the Flu virus is being traded freely from Mexico to the US and Canada.

The difference between wit and twit is a character!

How does one get witty without getting “twitty”?

I'll be worried when pigs fly......or is it, when pigs flu?

Swine flu creates fear.

Redoubt my fire…. 110

Redoubt volcano in Alaska gets active….on Twitter!

An app a day makes the iPhone play.

Apple reaches 1 billionth app download!

cREDit.

Credit Card crisis expected to be up next.

Blue Earth. Earth Blue.

Earth Day: Our planet is in peril. What are you doing to address the blues?

What's worse than finding a Worm in an Apple? ...

Virus in the works that could attack MACs?

Anoop They Sigh a Lil this Round.

Anoop Desai and Lil Rounds get eliminated in the first dual-eliminations on American Idol this season.

Ya Who?

Yahoo announces further layoffs due to worsening forecasts. Do they have a future?

Queen of Hearts; King of Clubs; Ace of Spades!

Archeologists think they are close to locating the tombs of Cleopatra and Marc Antony at Taposiris near Alexandria.

Archeological Nilestone?

Will archeologists locate the tombs of Cleopatra and Marc Antony at Taposiris near Alexandria.

KrisTEN Dalton

Kristen Dalton Miss North Carolina wins Miss USA 2009 pagent.

It all Boyles down to Talent.

47 year old Susan Boyle wows world with singing talent.

Yankee StadiYummm!

Spanking new stadium opens with state of the art facilities.

¿ 401 Qué ?

What’s happened to our 401K accounts? Do they exist?

YES WE CANcun.

Obama leaves for Mexico! Will trip deliver results?

Whatadog!

Obama family gets the Portugese Waterdog as a pet. The nation watches!!...Why?

Tax Day - Is your W2 as scary as good ole W?

Tax Day 2009. Taxes and GWBush.

Tax Day - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFile!

Tax Day 2009. Hurting financially people prefer to eFile.

ReBait?

Tax Day 2009. What is the real intent of the Tax rebates?

Raj Ramachandran wonders if LoJack could address Hijack?

How do you think can we deal with the piracy off Somalia?

Coming Soon! Earnings and Learnings, Banks and Bankruptcy

Markets brace for bank earnings and GM bankruptcy.

Uovoægeimunaoeufαβγόyumurtaअंडाvajecegghuevoяйцоovo! ..How many did you find?

The word "Egg" in 13 languages. Happy Easter 2009.

Why did the chicken cross the road?...To hide an egg. Happy Hunting

Easter 2009

Chrysler gives up beer for wine. Are they going from Wurst to Bella?

Chrysler is keen on merger with Italian car maker, Fiat. Have they learnt any lessons from their marriage to German car maker, Daimler?

Call FloRida

Rapper Flo Rida shares his mobile number with fans and responds to calls and text messages. Go ahead call him.

Teach the girls cycling while they monitor my recycling.

My 6 year olds show interest in cycling and recycling.

Can we 86 the 83?

Obama requests for another $83 Billion for the wars. I believe we should 86 the request.

I RAQued up a few extra miles on my international trip - O.

Obama makes an unplanned stop in Baghdad on his first international trip.

Reaching out to the MuSLIM world; Obama "Talks Turkey"

Obama talks frankly in a message to the Muslim world in Turkey.

DOWch!!!

DOW falls.

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Spare A-Rod spoil A-Child.

My thoughts on the Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) drug scandal.

N. Korea launching "communication" satellite………Communication with whom???

North Korea plans to launch satellite that it claims to be a communication satellite and refuses to talk.

Can G20 brace a 20G economic tailspin?

G20 meet in Europe to address economy

CITI way out in left FIELD?

Citi Field stadium opens in New York with Citigroup paying $20M a year for naming rights in the midst of a financial crisis.

Classic or Touch?

US President gifts British Queen with an iPod. Which one did he pick?

Dow Wow!

DOW hits 8000

Bernie B Madoff : Has confirmed you as a friend on Facebook

April 1st Prank

Seriously. Have we all been APR-ill fooled?

Credit Crunch. APRs affecting individuals.

In Dust Ry?

Market conditions

Cloudy SunDay!

Gloomy weekend!

WagonEr stepping down as GM CEO…….Ever wonder who Erred and put him in charge of the Wagon?

GM CEO steps down amidst auto industry downturn.

Insider News: Top rank M&A action happening this weekend

Monsters vs. Aliens movie release. Big bucks expected.

Earth Our

Earth Hour

How many Facebookers does it take to turn-off a light bulb? One…YOU

Earth Hour

Getting my taxes done, wondering if I should make the check out to AIG?

AIG Bonuses scandal

Weekend Plans: Quality Time with Mother Earth; 8:30 PM Saturday

Earth Hour

Raj Ramachandran plans to "con" ficker on April Fool's Day

conficker C worm threat to get real on April 1.

Lance's ArmStrong but CollarWeak

Lance Armstrong breaks collar bone

Wondering if the market rally will stick …stock …stick …stock …stick …stock …stick …stock …

Unexpected Market Rally

I think the burden of their bonus should not B ON US!

AIG Bonuses scandal