2009 Lessons – Climate Change: The earth is grumbling, so are its oceans and crop, As you ring in the new year, please don’t let this ball drop.

Earth Rocks!!!

2009 Lessons – RIP: Whether it was Farrah, Patrick, Natasha or Michael, way too many celebrities the world did recycle.

Stars are now among the stars!!!

2009 Lessons – Plane & Simple: Next time you plan out your yearly summer trip, forget the beach, at the airport you’ll strip.

Better safe than sorry!

2009 Lessons – Sports: The 2016 Olympics were awarded to Rio, Chicago couldn’t wing it even after an appeal from B. O.

It's not about winning, just participating in the games....yeah right!!!

2009 Lessons – Dig-it-all: Paper turns vapor for magazine, news and book, the world is flipping through the Kindle and Nook.

Lesser paper! Is that all in all better for the environment?

2009 Lessons – Airwaves: Two pilots leave an airport and water-land a plane, Two pilots miss an airport and have a lot to explain.

The Hudson heroes. The Northwest zeroes!!

2009 Lessons – Ahmadinejad: Iran gets nuclear, the world skips a beat, president Ahmadinejad gets re-elected, well, did he cheat?

Your votes will be counted if you vote for me !

2009 Lessons – Fashion: CASHmere is out, the economy flips, give up your grey suits, and put on pink slips!

One of the worst years for employment. Hope 2010 brings about a much anticipated change.

2009 Lessons – High Seas: Freighters rust in docks with nothing to ship, except around Somalia where pirates are hip.

Pirates, pirates everywhere but nothing to ship

2009 Lessons - Tiger Woods: Early to bed and early to rise, keeping golf clubs at home was not very wise.

When playing with danger, ensure you can't be beaten!

2009 Lessons – Net Worth: Having taken a bashing on their social net worth, people start building their social network.

MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn...........Stars of the year!

2009 Lessons – H1N1: This too came across the border, giving politicians a chill, It ended up making a lot of legals ill!

Human Immigration and Virus Migration, big items on political minds this year.

2009 Lessons – Bernie Madoff: You will end up filling someone else’s urns, if you’re constantly chasing 400% returns!

Shouldn't such high returns have raised red flags for the investors!!

2009 Lessons - Sarah Palin: The general message is something you mistook, we were hoping you’d go read, not write a book!

She never fails to surprise us!

2009 Lessons – Joe Biden: Think before you talk, you seem to be failin’, your reputation has gotten worse than Palin!

The VP seems to have made more blunders this year than the would-have-been VP!

2009 Lessons – Bank Executives: It would be necessary, for you to loan us, all of which you raked in as bonus.

The bonuses are in, the earnings are up, so why aren't banks lending?

2009 Lessons - Kayne West: Do you think Beyonce would like, that in her presence a man would jump up and grab Mike?!!!

I'm sure Kayne West has learnt more than just a lesson after grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift at the VMA.

Google Nexsucks?!!

Pricing details leaked on upcoming google phone.

American Airlines refused to serve alcohol to Jack Nicholson. When asked, a spokesperson said they wanted to avoid a high Jack situation.

Latest buzz on flight restrictions get deeper day by day.

and another friend was not allowed to board her plane when she refused to check in one of the two carry on bags she had.....under her eyes!

What is air travel coming to? Soon we'll need to ship out our things before we get somewhere....but wait, isn't that service available today already?

A good friend got arrested at Toronto airport. The security guard heard her say that she was looking for a plane to Bomb eh! You should've been Mum, bai, you should've been very mum!!!

Given the latest security concerns and issues, everything you say or do will be held against you. Needless to say she did have a blast!!!

Given the latest airline security related inconveniences to passengers, Amtrak is introducing a brand new concept: High Speed? Why-Fly?

No water, no bags; No blankets, no mags; No eating, no standing; No breathing during landing!!!
Seriously ... why fly ?

Passengers flying to the US in addition to dumping their drinking water and baby formula will now also have to dump their explosives...can you imagine that?!!!

So after so much of scrutiny it is impossible to bring a bottle of water aboard, but surely possible to get some explosives....am I missing something?

whatissantawithoutanicecap?

With the polar icecaps gone how is the legend of Santa going to survive?

Passengers on a NW flight had a blast, setting up a 6' christmas tree. Eggnog served at $5 & pilots as usual were not available for comments

So what is it with Northwest airlines, they just don't seem to give up the limelight!

Why isn't Santa here yet? It's probably the rain, dear!

Come rain or shine...

Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandone!

Done!

Did you hear, HP webcams have a Mega Pick Cells problem?

HP Webcams apparently have a problem seeing dark skin!
Some call these cameras "racist"

Mother nature needs to go on a low-carb-on diet. Danish?......yeah right!

Copenhagen climate change talks fall through...what next?

Would it be politically incorrect to wish an elf Happy New Ear?

We wish you a Happy Holiday and a Happy New Ear!!!

So what technology do I need to have my Avatar go to work tomorrow?

Cool Technology - Avatar releases on a snow filled weekend. Can we just stay at home?

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But shopping is so undelightful, & since we've some place to go, Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

The northeast snow storm is coming...Ready...Get Set...Snow!
Just in time for last minute Holiday Shopping!

Tiger Woods voted PGA Tour player of the year. Let alone PGA Tour, I believe he has proved himself to be THE "Player" Of The Year!!!

Just couldn't let this one pass by me !!

CO2PENHAGEN

Will we reach a consensus on our global climate change approach and the effort to reduce of CO2?

Corporate sponsors can pull out, China on the other hand will have to go ahead celebrate 2010 as the year of the Tiger!

No wonder the Chinese are pissed with the Americans. Last time they were all geared up to celebrate the Year of the Ox (Bull) and we gave them one of the worst recessions.

What are Airbus employees petrified about? Things that go "Boeing" in the night!!!

Boeing's Dreamliner flies....finally!

How about, getting into a restaurant giving your name as "Tiger" and waiting for people to choke on their food when the greeter shouts "Tiger! Party of fourteen!"

The count goes on and on....we will surely reach 18 soon!

Kial?

Why would you need another invented language? Esperanto....or otherwise

The church came after Ber"lust"coni...literally!

And really hit him hard!

After all the media speculation, TW decides to separate................from AOL. For a moment, I haddya, didn't I?

Tiger Woods seems to have hogged the media pushing everything including the Time Warner deal on the back burner.

Heard the Tiger is taking a break from golf. Aren't there other games he should be taking a break from, before he takes one from golf?

Why give up golf, that's not what got you here in the first place!

A-veil the new Face-book privacy settings!

Facebook privacy 2.0

Disney has bagged the rights for an animated feature on Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods. It is rumored to be titled "The Princess And The Rabbit"

More details available at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rabbit #5!!!
Announced in time with the release of The Princess And The Frog.

It's a wonderful world: President Obama goes to Norway to receive a Swedish prize bestowed upon him for Peace from a man who invented dynamite!

So why is the Nobel Peace prize awarded in Norway?
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.......peace eh!

...and the Salahis have yet another invite! This time to the Nobel banquet, tonight in Stockholm. On the menu...Cheese!!

They could be at it again.

Did you hear? Tiger Woods and his wife are moving to Sweden. Their counsellor apparently told them it was the land of the "No Belle."

The Nobel ceremony is underway today. President Obama gets the prize for peace while Tiger's probably hoping for peace.

Gatorade just realized you can't drink and drive!

Gatorade drops the Tiger Woods drink Tiger Focus!

The coolest feature of the $200K per head flight from Virgin Galactic: No Middle Seat!

Virgin Galactic unveils th first commercial passenger spacecraft!

Isn't change the only thing predictable about climate?....or was that weather?

Today the world starts debating...once again...if Climate Change is part of cyclic changes or do we have a lot to worry about.

Question to my rental car company: When I return my hybrid car, does the battery need to be fully charged?

With the Climate Change summit coming up tomorrow. Being green is on everyone's mind.
This really happened yesterday. When I returned my hybrid, the attendant asked me if the tank was full, and then I asked him. Swear to God, he was a trainee and had to check with his manager!!!

Slim Very Fast: Latest diet craze, lose weight, very fast through vomiting and diarrhea.Tagline: Yes you can!

Biological warfare at its best.
Millions of contaminated cans of diet drink Slim Fast!.....very fast indeed.

Which sponsor dropped Tiger Woods like a bad investment? Fidelity

Are the sponsors dropping Woods? Naaaah!

BofA has announced it will repay all of its federal aid. Watch your wallets guys!! It's after all the "Bank of Opportunity."

And they are returning the cash so that they can hire the right executives with the right bonuses!!!

Old Tabloid Saying: You can get the Tiger out of the woods, but apparently you can't get the wood out of the Tiger!

Why can't the tabloids just leave him alone!!!

If the IAEA and U.N. inspectors can't get access to Iran's nuclear facilities, why don't they seek assistance from Tareq and Michaele Salahi?

Well they got into one of the most secure sites in the world, didn't they?

Woods' caddie lacks credibility!

The caddilac raises a lot of questions.
What about privacy?